"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE "
-Linda Gayson
Let me start with the bad memory first. It happened a few years ago, during my first year of reeving. Time tu kerja dekat Lewis, my residence hall during sophomore year. I was working on 12am-4am shift on VD (14/2) night. Well, we all know how American celebrate VD kan. Memang meriah gila la for them. So dekat2 pukul 1 kot, tbe2 ade this one group of American guy masuk reeve room tu. There were 4 of them kot, and they were half-conscious jugak. Macam mabuk2 tapi sedar. haha Ok selalu je dah jumpe orang mcm tu, tpi bila tbe2 ramai2 dtg serbu mcm GULP. ape diorg nak ni? and guess what. They asked for condom! I know they're not gonna do anything to me pon. but maybe because, condom has something to do with Valentine's Day, so saya pon pikir macam2. HAHA. sekrg bleh la gelak time tu kecuuttt..
And diorg siap selongkar bilik reeve tu, check all the drawers, and even asked me to stand back to find it on my table. sapa tak cuak kan. and when they asked mule2 tu, saya cakap, "sorry i dont have it. try ask them" sambil tunjuk kat luar ade a group of students tgh study. and one of them reply apaaaa tau x, " You know what day is today, and you should at least have one" time tu memang lgi ah dah nervous2 rase nak lari keluar.sebab diorg ramai and mabuk, plus selongkar2 semua mcm org nak merompak, and mintak condom? memang combo la.
and diorg lepak2 kejap dlm blk reeve tu about 5 mins pastu blah, diorg blah jeee, saya pon x menahan, trus call roomate! kahkahkah. tak sempat cerita ape lagi, nangis dlu :P :P :P and I have about 2 hours of my shift left. memg takde mood dh la nak keje. haha nasib baik roomate baik hati, nak pujuk turun bawak oreo HAHAHA. and since then, saya xpenah amek shift on Valentine's day anymore
ok the sweet memoryy on VD pulak! Ni time freshman, we stayed at Highland Quad, ala2 hostel la sebab semua kne share bathroom satu floor tu. So time VD coklat mmg bersepah merata, BEST! semua org bg coklat even the RA and jiran2 tak kenal pon ade kasi coklat. Yang bestnya, almost every room will have a bowl of chocolate in front of their rooms for that whole week. Kalau siang2 tu, kami segan la nak pegi kutip2 sgt kan, even tau diorg tak kesah pon. tpi kite kan org Melayu pemaluuuuu :P :P mahu tpi malu ah konon2.
so me and my roomate, bila solat subuh je EXCITED! haha. u know why? sebab time subuh senyap sunyi sepi semua orang pon tdo. so otw nak pegi amek wudhuk, kami pon kutip la coklat tiap2 bilik. banyakk masaaa kot siap boleh pilih2! haha. and boleh ulang alik lgi buat trip. ini bukan mencurik ok, sebab diorg memang bagi jee :P tapi takde la abeskan semua, satu bilik sikit2, semua bilik jdi la bukit. haha
ade this one morning ni, buat operasi mcm biase, time subuh kutip coklat, sebab diorg dh topup kan :P. ade this one room pulak bowl die mcm kecik, so nak amek struggle sikit la. maka roomate saye pon struggle la korek2 pilih2, saya pulak mcm kawal lalulintas la, spy jugak, tgk kiri kanan. Tbeeee2, bunyik mcm pintu nak bukakkk, tuan punya bilik nak keluar kottttttt. saya pon spy xberguna pegi lari dulu xsmpt roger roomate. don't blame me, itu reflect dri perasaan terkejut HAHA. sye selamat menyorok, manakala roomate selamat kantoi, sebab tangan die terstuck dlm bowl kecik tu HAHAHAHA.
itu la alkisahnya my Valentine's Day memories! :D
5 comments:
Hahahahaha , sumpah kelakar kak fadhe :D But lucky nyaaaa boleh collect chocolates for freeee !
tu la. good old days, skrg takde pon depan pintu rumah org letak coklat dh HAHAHA
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hamekk gelak guling2.gemoknya tangan roommate awak eh :p
p/s : rinduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hihi
Siyesly lawak. HAHAHAHA... Mony & fadhe. Korang roomate plg lawak of the year :p
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